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Welcome to the REAL FOOTY Portal!
"Welcome to REAL FOOTY! The Australian Football website dedicated to big, boofy blokes with a very real interest in real football, sadly with no idea!
When the father of our great Australian game, Tom Wills, a drunken pantsman and rogue of the highest order first saw our indigenous Australians plucking a stuffed possum skin from the sky and kicking it around country Victoria, who would have thought his visions would lead us to the game we know and love today, Australian Rules Football. While the establishment of REAL FOOTY is not nearly as romantic, it's impact on modern society has been almost as profound, particularly on those respected, and not so respected social establishments we frequent with monotonous regularity. Oh, and the Chief Magistrates Court of Western Australia.
You will get footy, you will get scandal. We won't run from a booze bus. We only drove because we were too inebriated to walk. There will be stories of substance abuse, mainly in reference to the amber fluid, weight loss supplements, and erectile dysfunction medication. There will be sexual innuendo, smell Marcus! Need I say more?
Above all, there will be entertainment. Verbal abuse, sledging, and outright anarchy are the very pillars on which REAL FOOTY has been built. There is no room for humility here. So come along, enjoy, get down and dirty. REAL FOOTY! Alternatively, get stuffed!"
Spoken By: Bob Beguki - Wildlife Patron, Bushwalking Society Member, and lover of fine pottery. I was only invited to do this because Jeremy wasn't home. (for REAL FOOTY)
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